Dude, Teach You Kid to Piss

I can’t believe what some people teach their kids. I don’t claim to be the world’s greatest parent or anything, but your job as a parent is to teach your kid what is socially acceptable.

Pissing on the wall of a restaurant is NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Especially, when I am the next one to walk in… and step in it.

So I cruise into the bathroom at the sandwich shop, round the corner, and see a guy and his son workin’ their way to the sink. I see an opening… I step up to the plate… and I happen to notice that my foot is in a puddle of piss. Not a huge puddle, but a puddle nonetheless. The origin of the puddle is about 1 foot off the floor… a height that suspiciously resembles the “wang-height” of the little boy that was just walking to the sink pulling up his pants and whatnot.

Really Dude?! You’re gonna let you kid waz on the wall… not clean it up… and worst of all…. not give me a “watch out dude, my kid pissed all over the place… don’t step in it”? Jackass! In that situation, I should legally be able to smear my wet shoe on the father’s pants (at the very least).

So goes our great nation… down the drain.